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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
a mek's Guide to being a true Indonesian Citizen
Indonesian People are known to have the most interesting and intriguing characteristics of all mankind.Below are the characteristics that will help you to understand and differentiate the difference between our culture,tradition and beliefs and others etc etc.
There are 3 simple qualities that almost all Indonesian people have;
1.Flexibility
qualitas yang dapat mencerminkan penduduk yang mau mengerjakan segala bidang walau kapasitas kemampuan orang tersebut kurang memadai di bidang tersebutl.fleksibelitas seseorang yang mau melakukan segala hal walaupun setengah setengah akan membuat anda menjadi seorang penduduk Indonesia yang tulen.
meski melakukan hal hal yang melelahkan SEPERTI CONTOH
berikut ini adalah foto wajah seseorang yang sangat berpotensi dalam perekonomian pertanian sayur

mendorong gerobak sampah agar lingkungan di sekitar kita tetap bersih,tertib dan tentram.Dengan begini kita dapat menjaga keharmonisan keluarga dengan level kehigienisan yang tinggi.Ini adalah suatu contoh yang sangat baik akan ciri khas anak bangsa.Menurut ideology seseorang yang sudah dikenal sebagai idealis bener2 anak indonesia mengatakan "kalo nasi sudah menjadi bubur mangnya LOE mau makan batu?!!"udah deh mendingan fleksibel aje..pake pilih pilih kerjaan ,sok direktur amit sih jadi manusia'---------- anonymous dari sebuah warung lesehan

Walaupun ngantuk habis dari nglembur nonton DVD Serian,a true indonesian will never give up!
meski kerja setengah setengah ,ato pun ga kerja sama skali ,
TDK MASALAH!YANG PENTING KELIATAN KAYAK KERJA BENERAN.which leads me to explaining the next point which is
2.Accuracy
Knows when to pretend you're a hardworker who deserve a promotion and an upgrade of your level in the company.Be lazy but don't be foolish.also don't forget to be realistic.It's the key to your success.More importantly you need to be more dramatic to your "fake hardworker act debut".Indonesian people are very famous for their excellent and incredible fake facial expression.They should win an oscar for the "I-had-been-working-nonstop-for-24-hours-my-husband-left-me-for-another-slut-and-i-have-12-kids-that-i-still-need-to-take-care-of".
Work hard on the acting stuff,and who knows,maybe there's a miracle like all of a sudden there's a social worker magically appear from the government come knocking at your door.Always prepare yourself for the impossible and the unexpected.Believe in yourself!

above is A PICTURE OF A TRUE GOOD ROLE MODEL INDONESIAN CITIZEN cleaning the DIRTY street of indonesia ACCURATELY and PRECISELY in WHICH I STRONGLY BELIEVE she should win a noble prize for that.
JADI TUKANG BECAK ,TKI,PASUKAN KUNING ,SUPIR BAJAI,AHLI DEMO?!
TIDAK MASALAH!YANG PENTING GA MEMBUNUH ato melakukan hal hal yang menghancurkan moral manusia.GALI DAN MAKSIMALKAN POTENSI MU and last but certainly not the least;
3.Persistent
ga hasil??? ya minta lagi!..mangnya skarang ada lowongan kerja di tempat loe!!!!?
BELOW IS A FOTO OF an indonesian girl being persistent,AMBITIOUS AND CONFIDENT IN building a good reputation in front of the public eyes.

Constant persistency will lead you to building a good reputation.A good reputation will open up a lot of doors and opportunities in attaining your goals in life.
if you follow all these important qualities ,at the end of the day ,YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO's MAKING A PROFIT ,you will be the most successful and the richest person in the world,be it physically or emotionally,Mark My Words,BILL GATES WATCH OUT!

In conclusion ,you need all these three in order to be a true identic stereotypical masyarakat indonesia yang menyebabkan kondisi Indonesia "SELESTARI ,SEAMAN ,SETENTRAM dan SEMAJU" sekarang ini.
By:An extremely dedicated and a Devoted phylosophical Indonesian cultural learning Specialist.
-----Dr.Ir.Prof.rsj.Tika.
There are 3 simple qualities that almost all Indonesian people have;
1.Flexibility
qualitas yang dapat mencerminkan penduduk yang mau mengerjakan segala bidang walau kapasitas kemampuan orang tersebut kurang memadai di bidang tersebutl.fleksibelitas seseorang yang mau melakukan segala hal walaupun setengah setengah akan membuat anda menjadi seorang penduduk Indonesia yang tulen.
meski melakukan hal hal yang melelahkan SEPERTI CONTOH
berikut ini adalah foto wajah seseorang yang sangat berpotensi dalam perekonomian pertanian sayur

mendorong gerobak sampah agar lingkungan di sekitar kita tetap bersih,tertib dan tentram.Dengan begini kita dapat menjaga keharmonisan keluarga dengan level kehigienisan yang tinggi.Ini adalah suatu contoh yang sangat baik akan ciri khas anak bangsa.Menurut ideology seseorang yang sudah dikenal sebagai idealis bener2 anak indonesia mengatakan "kalo nasi sudah menjadi bubur mangnya LOE mau makan batu?!!"udah deh mendingan fleksibel aje..pake pilih pilih kerjaan ,sok direktur amit sih jadi manusia'---------- anonymous dari sebuah warung lesehan

Walaupun ngantuk habis dari nglembur nonton DVD Serian,a true indonesian will never give up!
meski kerja setengah setengah ,ato pun ga kerja sama skali ,
TDK MASALAH!YANG PENTING KELIATAN KAYAK KERJA BENERAN.which leads me to explaining the next point which is
2.Accuracy
Knows when to pretend you're a hardworker who deserve a promotion and an upgrade of your level in the company.Be lazy but don't be foolish.also don't forget to be realistic.It's the key to your success.More importantly you need to be more dramatic to your "fake hardworker act debut".Indonesian people are very famous for their excellent and incredible fake facial expression.They should win an oscar for the "I-had-been-working-nonstop-for-24-hours-my-husband-left-me-for-another-slut-and-i-have-12-kids-that-i-still-need-to-take-care-of".
Work hard on the acting stuff,and who knows,maybe there's a miracle like all of a sudden there's a social worker magically appear from the government come knocking at your door.Always prepare yourself for the impossible and the unexpected.Believe in yourself!

above is A PICTURE OF A TRUE GOOD ROLE MODEL INDONESIAN CITIZEN cleaning the DIRTY street of indonesia ACCURATELY and PRECISELY in WHICH I STRONGLY BELIEVE she should win a noble prize for that.
JADI TUKANG BECAK ,TKI,PASUKAN KUNING ,SUPIR BAJAI,AHLI DEMO?!
TIDAK MASALAH!YANG PENTING GA MEMBUNUH ato melakukan hal hal yang menghancurkan moral manusia.GALI DAN MAKSIMALKAN POTENSI MU and last but certainly not the least;
3.Persistent
ga hasil??? ya minta lagi!..mangnya skarang ada lowongan kerja di tempat loe!!!!?
BELOW IS A FOTO OF an indonesian girl being persistent,AMBITIOUS AND CONFIDENT IN building a good reputation in front of the public eyes.

Constant persistency will lead you to building a good reputation.A good reputation will open up a lot of doors and opportunities in attaining your goals in life.
if you follow all these important qualities ,at the end of the day ,YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO's MAKING A PROFIT ,you will be the most successful and the richest person in the world,be it physically or emotionally,Mark My Words,BILL GATES WATCH OUT!

In conclusion ,you need all these three in order to be a true identic stereotypical masyarakat indonesia yang menyebabkan kondisi Indonesia "SELESTARI ,SEAMAN ,SETENTRAM dan SEMAJU" sekarang ini.
By:An extremely dedicated and a Devoted phylosophical Indonesian cultural learning Specialist.
-----Dr.Ir.Prof.rsj.Tika.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
FINALY THE NEW GROUP
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Acci Dent may you rest in peace
Today is a sad sad day for the Gunawan Household. Venny Hamster Gunawan and Bertha Hamster Gunawan have lost their two lil' baby hamster. Acci died in peace yesterday night. Due to the gross nature of Dent's death, he will be cremated immediately. Condolecense and donations will be accepted. And please send your regards to caretaker Mr Glen Saputro as he is currently very very emo and still in a very unstable emotional condition. Thank you Very much and GBU
Though Acci and Dent has only been with us for 2 short weeks. we feel that it was appropriate to hold them a proper ceremonial.
it was held at Jocelin's mansion @ Holland V
at 5.30 pm
The sky was dark, the rain was dripping down. we know that God above is grieving together with us.
Reponses from the other god-parents:
' what the?!!! i had just lost my new grand babies, how could this happen? what did ven and bertha do to deserve this? must be the nonstop clubbing and all night partying neglecting our bundles of joy and what did i say about naming the accident?!!! no wonder they die youngg.. what happened seh? gw turut berduka cita sedalam dalamnya.. aq ini nenek yg belom sempat melihat rupa cucuku yg ganteng. im a victim. poor mr glen. he must be devasted. when is the funeral gg to be .. im deeply saddened by the news.'
by tika-ma
'wuahahahahaha........... seriously?! how come they die suddenly?! OMG.. what wrong with the wrong? everything suddenly seems to go so wrong.. people are getting each day and hamster babies babies are dying.. .. WHERE IS THE LOVE PEOPLE??'
by venny-ma
'LOL' WTH
by stephen Gunawan
'YUCKSSSS'
by samantha gunawan
P.s he mention that Bertha hamster might be pregnant again. coz she look extremely overweighy. or it might just be obesity
ACCI AND DENT. Mummies love you both. you will forever be in our hearts <3>
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
sapa yg tau crita bawang merah dan bawang putih???
hai saudara-saudari ku.... betapa kangennya daku pada kalliiiaaann!!! btw... brapa bulan yg lalu Mr Tiq asked me whether i knew e dongeng bawang merah dan bawang putih... n i tout i knew.... n truly i do... however i got stuck halfway... so tis is how far i can refresh ur memory about tis tale... jujur sejak hari itu saya mencritakannya pada tik-tik saya jadi penasarannnn gimana sih crita sesungguhnya... sbagai kaum indonesia saya mrasa kepentingannya utk membawa turun menurun dongeng2 trdisional indonesia.... jadi tidak hanya kt mau blog ini menunjukan ke kompakan kita sbagain kaum wanita sejati indonesia dari SMSS tp kt juga mau menunjukan ke patriotism kt terhadap indonesia... ok mari kita mulai....
Pada jaman dahulu tertinggal lah 2 anak wanita bernama bawang merah dan bawang putih yg hidup dgn ibunya... sang ibu ini sgt materialistic dan licik... ingin anak2nya kawin bersama org kaya biar bisa hidup enak tanpa bekerja keras... tp ingat teman2 itu adalah ajaran yg sgt tidak kita rekomendasikan utk anak2 kt di masa kedepan... bawang merah sangatlah disayang oleh org tuanya sedangkan bawang putih diperbudakinya... mengapa??? itu saya tdk tau... lalu pada suatu hari pada waktu bawang putih sedang mencuci baju, baju bawang merah terhanyut.... karna takut dia mengjar baju itu sampai ke bawah ujung kali... lalu dia bertemu dengann....................... TOLONG MULAI DISINI DI TERUSKAN DGN ORG YG MENGERTI CRITANYA KARNA SAYA SUDAH LUPA.... yg saya inget pada akhirnya bawang merah mendapat peti yg berisi ular sedangkan bawang putih mendapatkan harta karun.... APAKAH MORAL DARI CRITA INI????
Pada saat ini jg teman tercinta mu ini bisa maen UNO STICKO bersama teman2 nya tetapi lebih memilih utk memperjuangkan utk meneruskan sejarah dongeng indonesia... skarang pertanyaannya apakah engkau bs berkorban sperti teman mu yg berwibawa ini???
Pada jaman dahulu tertinggal lah 2 anak wanita bernama bawang merah dan bawang putih yg hidup dgn ibunya... sang ibu ini sgt materialistic dan licik... ingin anak2nya kawin bersama org kaya biar bisa hidup enak tanpa bekerja keras... tp ingat teman2 itu adalah ajaran yg sgt tidak kita rekomendasikan utk anak2 kt di masa kedepan... bawang merah sangatlah disayang oleh org tuanya sedangkan bawang putih diperbudakinya... mengapa??? itu saya tdk tau... lalu pada suatu hari pada waktu bawang putih sedang mencuci baju, baju bawang merah terhanyut.... karna takut dia mengjar baju itu sampai ke bawah ujung kali... lalu dia bertemu dengann....................... TOLONG MULAI DISINI DI TERUSKAN DGN ORG YG MENGERTI CRITANYA KARNA SAYA SUDAH LUPA.... yg saya inget pada akhirnya bawang merah mendapat peti yg berisi ular sedangkan bawang putih mendapatkan harta karun.... APAKAH MORAL DARI CRITA INI????
Pada saat ini jg teman tercinta mu ini bisa maen UNO STICKO bersama teman2 nya tetapi lebih memilih utk memperjuangkan utk meneruskan sejarah dongeng indonesia... skarang pertanyaannya apakah engkau bs berkorban sperti teman mu yg berwibawa ini???
Sunday, July 13, 2008
PRESENTING RAE'S COME BACK
yes yes yes RaE here
i know i haven't been in here
i've been doing the caricature.Well it isn't complited yet..still got...a few more
I'm only done with tika,gugu, ven and me so yeah.
Omg Tika Love the mekzville intro yoz!
Oh yeash one of our dear Mekz is leaving to korea tomorrow.That Mekz is Stevibo.
Yesh she'll be staying in korea for 21 days.
Send your love to her even if she doesn't really need it since she's in korea people!
You still owe me *not suppose to say*, Stevi!
Yeah here's what i've done so far.
We're gonna make it into a poster.
Next group i'll be doing will be Stevi, Jenny, Avro, Sen sen and Xiu!
(in case Tika can't see it)
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Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tika's will list (I did this long time ago)
=>Tika’s WillListLast time we agreed on making will list and I happen to be the stupid one who ACTUALLY DID…so well drpada my hard work is wasted I might as well just post it here in our land of freaks.
We actually should do this on 25th December.It’s the appropriate date.
Though I’m soooo not up for dying coz I haven’t try a fender Stratocaster.so dying is a total no no for me .but hell,……It’s a requirement for this ass-kicking tribe.
Thanks to gugu and her potty mouth which needs an uber cleansing .
The sequence doesn’t mean anything .It’s not a tika’s hierarchy of friend.I love every1 equally , because I’m a woman of equality .
1.It would be my priceless possessions …My black x-posure jackets (like what I’m wearing now).Surprised is not my guitar ?
Well,I’m surprised too.wek!not really my guitar would be accompanying my carcass in the grave ….anyway,There are like 3 of them.YES I change jacket everyday .I got high hygiene level though my appearance contradict that sentence.so here’s how it works
Black Jacket 1 – I usually wear it on Monday blue / Windy Wednesday /Freaky Friday .It’s the best out of the 3.So The owner of this Jacket which I named it Jackie will be
Venny .okay ,not because I’m being bias.It’s because this jacket is the most perfect condition other than the other 2 and I know you are very rapi and in dire need of dark aura.
Black Jacket no.2 (I called her ,yes it’s a her,It’s not genderless,The sizzlin’Mary-wuhanna)this jacket gets me out through thick and thin …..bushes.
I wear it on only special occasion. Such as good friend’s fancy birthday dining who forced me to wear other colour(yellow to be specific) than my black(which is my fave colour ) , wedding ,Public holidays ,not including Sundays.(I don’t go out on Sundays) well except for church.This one would go out to Aveline ,why u may ask?
It’s simple , because this one has is the smaller sizes among all. YAY LIN.
BJ no.3 .This one I wear it on Tompel Tuesdays(no offense to rae at all)/ Turned-off Thurdays.
Why? I hate Human resource management and this jacket says it all.
This is the ugliest jacket out of the tree.The zipper sucks,,The hood is lacking the hoodie feeling to it .The pockets is sooo freakin’ insecure.Made me lose a lot of my coins.total up to $1.63.This jacket is labeled as The gracie who Emoed-me. Who will get this….?????dum dum dum dum GUGU!! Why ? it’s actually a very good reason .So as I mentioned earlier the zipper sucks right ? well it does.It cannot go down .It’s perfect for people who owns big boobs,have slutty tendencies and fancy going home at night at river valley road ALONE.
Yes,I care about your safety .I’m your friend,The gracie who emoed me will keep THE old perverts and stalkers away !!!
2. half My CD Collection will be given to kids to Nigeria.so that they forgot about their hunger ,they need to knoe that thing called MTV. half of the cds will go to my sis ,in hope she will understand the huge difference between “ dance dance ....retro beat and “alaaaahuakbar”..except These few Cds:
Jamrud dengan album yang ada lagu “otak kotor” Goes to venny
Slank dengan album yang ada lagunya “makan gak makan asal untung” goes to avie
And of course the classic "Hi ,I thought u missed me But,Damn u and ur forward email!!!"(I should write a book called a based on true-life betrayal story of hotmail incident ”)goes to my scooby,Hildy
And a song called” The truth between my meows and my JC JOKES”that I made for xiu
Last song called “you’re not elton ,u’re just confused” to Rae’s wentworth hahha
And lastly a gangsta pimpin rap songs dat I make “ yo yo yo yo gw porcupine bukan hedgehogssss nih” dedicated for the one and only ms.seattle,My homies, when she decided to come back from Seattle and meet her taekwando brother to stop her dede from rofl-ing.
3.My black esprit’s shirt will be given to the The owner of Hilda and Scooby’s Dog Pound.Why? because black makes you look hot !!!! it will blow the dior mind out of ur butt and Tika’s fashion shall lives on .Oh and Rabies Dogs love girls in black.and guys not because im bias.Hilda’s dog pound is going bankrupt.getting sued of abusing ms wijaya;s pepper.and hil
4.GUGu will get my po chai pills.u should see doc for ur irresistible urge to boker all the time.and a tshirt that says” accept it glen,I’m bisexual for tika “.hahah i should wear that shirts"Glen I swear I tried but Is it my faut if i'm THAT HOT?!"hahaha enggak la ,it's gugu that's sick.I accept her disturbing qualities long time ago and my bensol salep for borok.u kind of replacing me in that department.be thankful!! We’re expanding our generation of borok beauty.
5.My army jacket will go to Abee.hope it can overcome the Japanese softie sissy quality.and replaced with rowdy tough American tank soldier with British Accent .
Yes you can have my Disney bando!
6.black nail polish will be given to my dad.hopefully he’ll get the message and be the hardcore punk rock man I always wanted him to be .
7.Ave will get The best limited edition laurier SOftex with complete with wings unclip just for ya.and u’ll have mens no worries love.MENS ME A RIVER!!!! whoooooooo
8.My cipicipi will go to :Melvin.Why Melvin ?She doesn’t play guitar ?but she inspires me with her award-winning javanese accent .enough said.
9. Ok,so cipicipi(my classical guitar )kind of got dead drunk one night and did a one night stand with ciput .damn cipi for spermin’ up innocent virgin thing .i’m all for spreading love and seed but (my black guitar ) resulting the birth of an illegitimate love child call
Piut.(my ukulele)is just crazy and stupid .so I would give ciput and piut to the lovely xiu li .Why??? because she forced me to watch transformers.Which is an uber uber uber awesome movie.
10:michelle will get another dozen of young hearts panties .
11.all the tengkorak picks that my mom used to bribed me in order to get me to be her kuli ,will be give to gugu.coz she fulfil my skulls needs.quoting Justin Timby "what comes around comes around..."
12.I would give my mom my Keyboard.I named him Yamaha.oh ular and percy (my pets)will go to mum.Jared padalecki life-sized posters too.Hope she knows how much she means to me.
13.a videotape that shows my inability of speaking tongue and t shirt “I’d go gay for j” that I mentioned about ,will be given to my 5th and 7th Christian fanatics uncle.
14.To appreciate Jenny’s disturbing performance when she contributed in Nassim production house back then , I never really fancy it but I’ll surrender my mic stand
And hope she’ll do well in Hilda’s Scooby doh pound.
15.Just because Melissa keep on callin me jomblo doesn’t mean I leave her with nothing.
.I’m not a mean ,grudgy,or heartless person.I will give her ……..
Anyway…..
the moments of truth ……..drum roll!!!!!!The person who will have the honour and priviledge of continuing the Double Asyik and the triple Cihuy/Asyik chronicles would be RACHAE DJAYAPUTRA( ARENT YOU PSHYCED???)so it’s gonna replace most of your negativity lingual .Those things like” Damn shit lah!!!” “wtf )what the fish)has gotta go.why? because…….
Anyway….
I love you guys k.
Will keep all the memories etched in my heart forever and I would prolly put the picture of us (the one with ave and rae karaoke.,…this hot number

Singapore im in love hil n ven version,rae send it to me that one)
And of course the one where there’s me with my shredding guitar dat makes rae ‘s fs account got more testis and created more controversies)I'm talking about THIS!

engraved on my casket hahah so racy n my funeral has to play “TLKK” song and Rae’s infamous british Accent .
Anyway ,now it’s gugu’s job to write “My thoughts on the day I first met The mekz”.
yours Sincerely ,
your most Beautiful Mekz
Friday, July 11, 2008
How I meet My Kind By Tika
How I met my kind by Tika
Holler all! hahahah this is like my first blogging experience.I never thought i would ever blog coz i used to think that blogging is for people who actually have no idea where else to go other than their friendster/facebook ,.okay that's a stupid thinking,trust me if you have a computer and an internet as dodgy as mine you would think the same way.anyway ,here goes nothing ......
How i met Aveline Saputrajaya
We go way way way back when I was short ,violent, young ,naive,stupid....ehmmm well now..I'm actually slightly the more improved version of what I just said.This clique actually started when I met Aveline in sunday school to be exact.Aveline who has that innocent look ,she asked me politely "ada yang duduk di sini ga?"and of course I said "ga ada".trust me guys back then , aveline look sooooooo nice,innocent and harmless on the outside tapi ternyata ihhhhh amit amit ,kayak mak combreng .seriously mini aveline was actually a really mean girl hahahaha anyway few days later ,I was taking an entrance test in river valley primary school and I saw this girl who 's sitting right beside me with familiar GOLDEN mickey mouse earrings.Suddenly dia noleh and we both said "SAMA"(pointing each other sambil holding our earrings)....imagine how mejijikan that was.knapa sih lin kita dr kecil aja udah nunjukin symptom2 yg mengerikan .It just baffles me how kriteria typical indonesian girls tuh mesti pake mickey mouse earrings even from different pulau.so it's like kalo lu liat cewe in sg pake golden mickey mouse earrings ,you'll know she's indonesian.since when cara identifikasi anak indo begitu jelek.
Oh and I saw Jenny there too,but I don't think she remember seeing me,She look so nice and sweet dulu ...skarang ....hahahahahah well I actually havent seen her for quite a long time but judging from the pic rae sent me when she got drunk ,I believe my perception of hers change hahah like drastically changed.gapapa jenny now tambah cihuy dan lebih hebring lagi ...Anyway that was the start of our beautiful friendship.Euh so cheesy ,jadi ingin muntah ngebacanya.i think i drink too much po chai pills lately ,feeling a lil' bit OD..
ans so I never got accepted due to my horrendous chinese result .fortunately, I was accepted to St.margz ,so I reccomended that prison to Avie as well.drpada i have no fren on the first day,that's why we ended up in the same school.i found out that I'm not the only abnormal human being in this world coz St.Margz is surprisingly infested with sinting people.what's even disastrous is that I began to really like these poo poos....
How i met Rae Djajaputra
primary 4,I was at the bookshop suddenly saw this girl near the aquarium.she look so studious and nice.so not what rae look now ,as you can see from the picture...the today rae look like preman kelas kakap dari karangmenjangan.like if you saw her kid photo ,you'll be like "what happen to her sih" "kenapa skarang jadi kyk asthma-soho gini?!!!" hhaha she was that sweet girl who got obssesed with parent trap.she can even memorize every single line,she got that amazing memory ability for unimportant unecessary stuff since young.she can even remember what venny's mom wore on little venny's first day of school .Wow what a GOD-given talent.When I first met her , i really never expect rae is from indonesia ,i thought she's like vennny from some part of mongolia...and what's even shocking was she's from surabaya.like me.so why im shock you may ask?
1.her indo speaking is freaking aneh
2.she's just doesnt have that indo aura or surabayan aura/logat....(kalo melvin a bit too excessive haha)
3.surabayan don't actually fancy parent trap at that age.We surabayan kids,fancied Saras 007 ,Wiro Sableng sinto guru gendeng ,si manis jembatan ancol,si buta dari goa hantu etc.
so makanya ,i'm a bit kaget.but then we never got close till' secondary/after that memorable beijing trip due to my class and aveline's kinda hate her class gara2 some stupid soccer match that causes all the hate,so in short, we are forced to hate each other ,forced to be drifted apart like romji and juleha(THANKS STEPH for the explanade reference) .plus,we don't want to die young from any contact with 6E people.it's just not worth it hehehe. (her class includes Stephanie ,igna and hilda which we became close as we grew older)btw wow thanks steph for snatching hil from me (we used to be best religious buddy in bethany till u brainwhased her and she moved to ch to repent,how nice of her ) and melvin.......that reminds me...
How I met Melvina Nyot
It was when I was in p5 and I was on the ride home in my school bus.I usually sit in the front and suddenly I saw this girl occupying my seat.She got short hair and she was wearing a sparkling new uniform.and has no name tags.So i know she's new and new people mostly ARE indonesian.
So i approach her and say" are you new ?"
Melvin: Iyaaa aku iki anyar
Tika:Dari surabaya mana
Melvin :Ho-oo lho kamu koq isa tau no....?
YA AMPUN MEL dengan LOGATMU yang semedok itu,how can i not know!plus u even talk indo just as as soon as I asked you if you're new AND you were like shock that i suddenly know...please ya mel ,even if im not from surabaya ,anak cimpur pun pasti tau you're not local.100% BUATAN INDONESIA,SURABAYA,hahahaha.
How I met Xiu Li
I remember Xiu li very well because well ,when p.4 her puberty came like the fastest among us i think,she was sooo tall that she stand at the end of the line during assembly.while i stand like the front row . Well now....we're not that far apart .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH God is really fair.But I only remember you as like this tall bookworm(someone should put her EZ LINK in this blog,RAE PUT IT UP PLEASE,IT'S IS SUCH AN AMAZING PIC!)
but i really got to know you through Jenny Jade ,When we were in the same class p.5 and remember Jen and you become class monitress....YUCK SERIOUSLY!!
ms.Adeline Goh has some poor judgement in choosing a good responsible student with leadership qualities .clearly These two mekz, Jenny and Xiu li certainly did not meet any of those criteria.but well i thank God you became the class rep.what soever coz the only think Xiu does is reading book and say "keep quiet"in the smallest voice ever which even ants will think they have hearing impairment and left Jenny to deal with the rowdy class and pick up the pieces alone hahahah some friend you are ,xiu. but well thanks to you xiu ,I love Jenny's depressed facial expression when she shouted "SHUT UP OKAY, YOU ALL SHUT UP,IM WRITING YOUR NAMES ON THE WHITE BOARD".hahah yes jen please write our names in that majestic white board that is as WHITE AS YOU.Ahhhh Jenny you're like the monitress any class rebel would dream to have....
How I met Hilda Carolina
I met hilda from sunday school actually .She used to be this chubby girl that wears green giordano shirt (which i also have the blue version of it that's why i remembered)that always holds her lil' sis ,christine and always arguing with her other sis,ping ping.but then i'm not close to her till i moved from River Valley TO the Beautiful Bukit Timah Road.thus,making us a busmate.
I used to sleep like im drugged or something during the bus ride to school but since Hilda came along we became the girls that the uncle bus hates...coz we talk and giggle so loud like it's our lair and disrupt his chinese radio and he kept on saying "HOU MIAN BU YAO CAO AHHHH !!!!" hahah...good old times.
Hilda told me once that what made her want to know me is that in the morning pas aku jalan masuk ke dalem bus,smell of my shampoo itu langsung nge jreng fills the air in the bus...hahahahah that shampoo memang kupake untuk menarik perhatian si tweety from vanda valley....(is that your house hil,i forgot)
How i met Melissa Wijaya
P.4 ,first day of school,first chinese lesson,She and Ginny got punished to stand on tables by M.W teo(our favourite chinese teacher who hates all Indonesians except for steffi, cicilia,olivia griselda ,Davina and Davita) First day aja dah got punished ,gitu masih cengingisan.no wonder she has this permanent saying to us wonderful indos"sen ching bing yu mao bing ".thanks mel for such an intelligent first impression and we're not close yet till me ,jen and xiu got into 6F and we're in the same class.6f?so sweet ,it's the beginning of me helping mel.w commit her evil crimes.hahahah 6f people sure knows what im talkin' about .
How I met Ignasia Sizy
I know her from Rae and she lives quite near from me .So we're kinda neigbours.she captivated me by her wonderful badminton playing ...she's in the school team like stephanie and hilda and the rest of us are in the lousy non-school team ,comes late and just to read comic and sleep .only play when the teacher is around,i think we are the reason why badminton club is closing .
she can smash like hell.don't be fooled by her quiet exterior,IGNA IS FEARLESS
LET ME TELL YOU FEARLESS....SHE'S LIKE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
well...errr except the picture of snakes(hehe rae spilled this)...she's just the worst girl you can bring when watching horror movies,coz she has no expression at all.
How I met Venny Suwandi
same class in 6f .see under"how i met Melissa Wijaya".what i remember was dulu venny is known as ginny's friend yang super pemalu and she talk with suara bayi.
(SAVE TIME ,BIAR VENNY GA TELAT CLUBBING)
How I met Stephanie Gugu
refer to" how I met Rae"
(I have no time for this ,i'm late for church)
How I met Winny
aduh!My cousin gitu lo.HAHAHAH actually everyone always think Aveline look more like my relatives than win (maksudnya apa tuh?!)coz everyone seem to be shock everytime i said we're cousins.To be honest ,I never know our dearest winny the pooh (that's my mom's nick for her coz she thinks winny is so cute which is ewww)existed till' I met her at a hospital ( I can't remember which) then she was looking all serious with Julia kayak bule dari canada hahah eh ternyata gw bener,.abis bahasa Indonesia nya 100% Originally made in Vancouver bo!hahah she's my"fave" cousin coz she remembered the worst thing about me...
How I met Dian Michelle
This is why I believe in Takdir .She and aveline always end up the same class.It's called takdir.she was sitting with her legs up in the canteen one time and act like she's some towkay niu..plus she asked me "ANAK INDO YA???SUROBOYO YA ..SIJI LORO TELU PAPAT !!!
How I met Jenny Jade
Please refer to aveline's and Xiu li's entry
(GW KAN BAIK BIAR JENNY CEPET BACANYA)
How I met Stevi bo
Even she's a new addition to our cliques,I'm glad we recruited her.I know her from Rae when Stevi is auditioning for some korean popstar audition way back and She asked me to audition with her for fun .Stevi Bo made me discover that i'm definitely NOT a korean popstar material hhahahaha in which till' this day , i'm very thankful towards her for that"splendid experience" i can never forget with the cool ah bengs and ah lians korean popstar wannabes.Stevi bo never cease to amaze me with all her amazing quote and her real thoughts on life.
How I met Sen-Sen
duhhh...She's stephanie's younger sister and she's undergoing the same problems like me;
+Shortness dylemma and people always think that we're way younger from our real age....I feel you man!
GILAAAA NO WONDER MY HAND TIBA2 KRAM,IHHH WHAT THE,shit i went out of point hahahaha as per usual ,...okay well that's pretty much how i met all these headcases (will put more once i remember how,coz its so freaking long time ago).
...anyway what more important is our story.........nyeheheheheh this is just the introduction.
Holler all! hahahah this is like my first blogging experience.I never thought i would ever blog coz i used to think that blogging is for people who actually have no idea where else to go other than their friendster/facebook ,.okay that's a stupid thinking,trust me if you have a computer and an internet as dodgy as mine you would think the same way.anyway ,here goes nothing ......
How i met Aveline Saputrajaya
We go way way way back when I was short ,violent, young ,naive,stupid....ehmmm well now..I'm actually slightly the more improved version of what I just said.This clique actually started when I met Aveline in sunday school to be exact.Aveline who has that innocent look ,she asked me politely "ada yang duduk di sini ga?"and of course I said "ga ada".trust me guys back then , aveline look sooooooo nice,innocent and harmless on the outside tapi ternyata ihhhhh amit amit ,kayak mak combreng .seriously mini aveline was actually a really mean girl hahahaha anyway few days later ,I was taking an entrance test in river valley primary school and I saw this girl who 's sitting right beside me with familiar GOLDEN mickey mouse earrings.Suddenly dia noleh and we both said "SAMA"(pointing each other sambil holding our earrings)....imagine how mejijikan that was.knapa sih lin kita dr kecil aja udah nunjukin symptom2 yg mengerikan .It just baffles me how kriteria typical indonesian girls tuh mesti pake mickey mouse earrings even from different pulau.so it's like kalo lu liat cewe in sg pake golden mickey mouse earrings ,you'll know she's indonesian.since when cara identifikasi anak indo begitu jelek.
Oh and I saw Jenny there too,but I don't think she remember seeing me,She look so nice and sweet dulu ...skarang ....hahahahahah well I actually havent seen her for quite a long time but judging from the pic rae sent me when she got drunk ,I believe my perception of hers change hahah like drastically changed.gapapa jenny now tambah cihuy dan lebih hebring lagi ...Anyway that was the start of our beautiful friendship.Euh so cheesy ,jadi ingin muntah ngebacanya.i think i drink too much po chai pills lately ,feeling a lil' bit OD..
ans so I never got accepted due to my horrendous chinese result .fortunately, I was accepted to St.margz ,so I reccomended that prison to Avie as well.drpada i have no fren on the first day,that's why we ended up in the same school.i found out that I'm not the only abnormal human being in this world coz St.Margz is surprisingly infested with sinting people.what's even disastrous is that I began to really like these poo poos....
How i met Rae Djajaputra
primary 4,I was at the bookshop suddenly saw this girl near the aquarium.she look so studious and nice.so not what rae look now ,as you can see from the picture...the today rae look like preman kelas kakap dari karangmenjangan.like if you saw her kid photo ,you'll be like "what happen to her sih" "kenapa skarang jadi kyk asthma-soho gini?!!!" hhaha she was that sweet girl who got obssesed with parent trap.she can even memorize every single line,she got that amazing memory ability for unimportant unecessary stuff since young.she can even remember what venny's mom wore on little venny's first day of school .Wow what a GOD-given talent.When I first met her , i really never expect rae is from indonesia ,i thought she's like vennny from some part of mongolia...and what's even shocking was she's from surabaya.like me.so why im shock you may ask?
1.her indo speaking is freaking aneh
2.she's just doesnt have that indo aura or surabayan aura/logat....(kalo melvin a bit too excessive haha)
3.surabayan don't actually fancy parent trap at that age.We surabayan kids,fancied Saras 007 ,Wiro Sableng sinto guru gendeng ,si manis jembatan ancol,si buta dari goa hantu etc.
so makanya ,i'm a bit kaget.but then we never got close till' secondary/after that memorable beijing trip due to my class and aveline's kinda hate her class gara2 some stupid soccer match that causes all the hate,so in short, we are forced to hate each other ,forced to be drifted apart like romji and juleha(THANKS STEPH for the explanade reference) .plus,we don't want to die young from any contact with 6E people.it's just not worth it hehehe. (her class includes Stephanie ,igna and hilda which we became close as we grew older)btw wow thanks steph for snatching hil from me (we used to be best religious buddy in bethany till u brainwhased her and she moved to ch to repent,how nice of her ) and melvin.......that reminds me...
How I met Melvina Nyot
It was when I was in p5 and I was on the ride home in my school bus.I usually sit in the front and suddenly I saw this girl occupying my seat.She got short hair and she was wearing a sparkling new uniform.and has no name tags.So i know she's new and new people mostly ARE indonesian.
So i approach her and say" are you new ?"
Melvin: Iyaaa aku iki anyar
Tika:Dari surabaya mana
Melvin :Ho-oo lho kamu koq isa tau no....?
YA AMPUN MEL dengan LOGATMU yang semedok itu,how can i not know!plus u even talk indo just as as soon as I asked you if you're new AND you were like shock that i suddenly know...please ya mel ,even if im not from surabaya ,anak cimpur pun pasti tau you're not local.100% BUATAN INDONESIA,SURABAYA,hahahaha.
How I met Xiu Li
I remember Xiu li very well because well ,when p.4 her puberty came like the fastest among us i think,she was sooo tall that she stand at the end of the line during assembly.while i stand like the front row . Well now....we're not that far apart .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH God is really fair.But I only remember you as like this tall bookworm(someone should put her EZ LINK in this blog,RAE PUT IT UP PLEASE,IT'S IS SUCH AN AMAZING PIC!)
but i really got to know you through Jenny Jade ,When we were in the same class p.5 and remember Jen and you become class monitress....YUCK SERIOUSLY!!
ms.Adeline Goh has some poor judgement in choosing a good responsible student with leadership qualities .clearly These two mekz, Jenny and Xiu li certainly did not meet any of those criteria.but well i thank God you became the class rep.what soever coz the only think Xiu does is reading book and say "keep quiet"in the smallest voice ever which even ants will think they have hearing impairment and left Jenny to deal with the rowdy class and pick up the pieces alone hahahah some friend you are ,xiu. but well thanks to you xiu ,I love Jenny's depressed facial expression when she shouted "SHUT UP OKAY, YOU ALL SHUT UP,IM WRITING YOUR NAMES ON THE WHITE BOARD".hahah yes jen please write our names in that majestic white board that is as WHITE AS YOU.Ahhhh Jenny you're like the monitress any class rebel would dream to have....
How I met Hilda Carolina
I met hilda from sunday school actually .She used to be this chubby girl that wears green giordano shirt (which i also have the blue version of it that's why i remembered)that always holds her lil' sis ,christine and always arguing with her other sis,ping ping.but then i'm not close to her till i moved from River Valley TO the Beautiful Bukit Timah Road.thus,making us a busmate.
I used to sleep like im drugged or something during the bus ride to school but since Hilda came along we became the girls that the uncle bus hates...coz we talk and giggle so loud like it's our lair and disrupt his chinese radio and he kept on saying "HOU MIAN BU YAO CAO AHHHH !!!!" hahah...good old times.
Hilda told me once that what made her want to know me is that in the morning pas aku jalan masuk ke dalem bus,smell of my shampoo itu langsung nge jreng fills the air in the bus...hahahahah that shampoo memang kupake untuk menarik perhatian si tweety from vanda valley....(is that your house hil,i forgot)
How i met Melissa Wijaya
P.4 ,first day of school,first chinese lesson,She and Ginny got punished to stand on tables by M.W teo(our favourite chinese teacher who hates all Indonesians except for steffi, cicilia,olivia griselda ,Davina and Davita) First day aja dah got punished ,gitu masih cengingisan.no wonder she has this permanent saying to us wonderful indos"sen ching bing yu mao bing ".thanks mel for such an intelligent first impression and we're not close yet till me ,jen and xiu got into 6F and we're in the same class.6f?so sweet ,it's the beginning of me helping mel.w commit her evil crimes.hahahah 6f people sure knows what im talkin' about .
How I met Ignasia Sizy
I know her from Rae and she lives quite near from me .So we're kinda neigbours.she captivated me by her wonderful badminton playing ...she's in the school team like stephanie and hilda and the rest of us are in the lousy non-school team ,comes late and just to read comic and sleep .only play when the teacher is around,i think we are the reason why badminton club is closing .
she can smash like hell.don't be fooled by her quiet exterior,IGNA IS FEARLESS
LET ME TELL YOU FEARLESS....SHE'S LIKE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
well...errr except the picture of snakes(hehe rae spilled this)...she's just the worst girl you can bring when watching horror movies,coz she has no expression at all.
How I met Venny Suwandi
same class in 6f .see under"how i met Melissa Wijaya".what i remember was dulu venny is known as ginny's friend yang super pemalu and she talk with suara bayi.
(SAVE TIME ,BIAR VENNY GA TELAT CLUBBING)
How I met Stephanie Gugu
refer to" how I met Rae"
(I have no time for this ,i'm late for church)
How I met Winny
aduh!My cousin gitu lo.HAHAHAH actually everyone always think Aveline look more like my relatives than win (maksudnya apa tuh?!)coz everyone seem to be shock everytime i said we're cousins.To be honest ,I never know our dearest winny the pooh (that's my mom's nick for her coz she thinks winny is so cute which is ewww)existed till' I met her at a hospital ( I can't remember which) then she was looking all serious with Julia kayak bule dari canada hahah eh ternyata gw bener,.abis bahasa Indonesia nya 100% Originally made in Vancouver bo!hahah she's my"fave" cousin coz she remembered the worst thing about me...
How I met Dian Michelle
This is why I believe in Takdir .She and aveline always end up the same class.It's called takdir.she was sitting with her legs up in the canteen one time and act like she's some towkay niu..plus she asked me "ANAK INDO YA???SUROBOYO YA ..SIJI LORO TELU PAPAT !!!
How I met Jenny Jade
Please refer to aveline's and Xiu li's entry
(GW KAN BAIK BIAR JENNY CEPET BACANYA)
How I met Stevi bo
Even she's a new addition to our cliques,I'm glad we recruited her.I know her from Rae when Stevi is auditioning for some korean popstar audition way back and She asked me to audition with her for fun .Stevi Bo made me discover that i'm definitely NOT a korean popstar material hhahahaha in which till' this day , i'm very thankful towards her for that"splendid experience" i can never forget with the cool ah bengs and ah lians korean popstar wannabes.Stevi bo never cease to amaze me with all her amazing quote and her real thoughts on life.
How I met Sen-Sen
duhhh...She's stephanie's younger sister and she's undergoing the same problems like me;
+Shortness dylemma and people always think that we're way younger from our real age....I feel you man!
GILAAAA NO WONDER MY HAND TIBA2 KRAM,IHHH WHAT THE,shit i went out of point hahahaha as per usual ,...okay well that's pretty much how i met all these headcases (will put more once i remember how,coz its so freaking long time ago).
...anyway what more important is our story.........nyeheheheheh this is just the introduction.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Totally busy busy for RaE
Ello baybeh Tika you rock my world!
Yeah gila aku lagi sibuk kerja and main nich.
This blog is currently abit dead because gw lagi in the process of drawing caricature of us.
Seriously I dun understand why we have like so many friends.
I spent the whole of last night drawing us and I only did u (tika), me(Rae), and Gugu
Yes I still have...10 more to go.
Oh my god!
Why can't we be enemies with some of them!
Too many already!
Tangan gw and mata gw udah mau copot!
Hhuhuhuuu!
Okay well tika i heard u coming this sunday!
Can't wait yo beb!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I MISSSS UUUUU!!!
yeah gugu and ven and jen and ave will have alot of things to tell u from their trip in Shanghai.
Haha!
Okay well right now i have to do my work again!
BYEBYEEEEE
Love,
RaE
Monday, July 7, 2008
Welcome To Mekzville
Calling all the mekz
I discussed this with Aveline a few months back that we totally need to make an email or a website or something in order to get updates from everyone's lives since we're soooo far apart right now.I think it's important ,coz we really need to keep in touch with the mekz.
the reason I'm making a blog for us all is that since we are all in different continents and we're all growing up (although only on the outside),we totally need to make entries of our fun and sick childhood memories that we shared oh so long time ago,so that one day we can share them to our grand grand grand kids...(well,if we can live that long).the point is I hate it if we totally missed on any important details of each of us and only to find out on our wedding days.....and that's just memeking...(pardon my explicit use of language but it's true).So basically ,i know you guys are all busy but when you're free or bored ,this is our crapfest place.so visit us often and make yourself feel at home yeah?
Our birthdays Projects(be it on-going/completed ones) will also be put up here so you guys will know what's the latest chaos we're scheming.You poops can also email us the dates when you guys coming back to indo or Sg in this blog so we can plan jauh jauh hari to fit you guys in our projects/vids etc.
why? because;
1.we need you in our vids to create something awesomely retarded
2.Because including everyone in our motion picture is our goal,especially people who had never been a part of our mentally-inducing projects like Ignazia,Jenny Jade ...all these folks need to get some actions yo!
Also, feel free to add stories or any update with your current lives.....why? because WE WANT TO KNOW UR SCENE ND WHAT'S the latest CHOCOMALIESQUE THING THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.
In short ,we want to be a part of ur lives!so please don't be A POKYA AND share with US UR LATEST BUZZ!(NOTE:this is STRICTLY not for RAe coz she will always does that public service announcement beforehand)
so ,....comment away and
on with the mission ,ladies...........we're here to free the world from the effed up pollution
ur dreams awaits
----------Tika
Buang tisu di kloset rumah ibumu(throw the tissue in your mother's closet)
This is just another story about an ordinary group of friends who are couragious enough to do the things that will make their parents vomit blood.
(WARNING: if the idea of girls being retarded in public or at home scares the shit out of you ,please run as far away as possible)
The Mekz's infamous quotes includes :

"CHOKOMALI!why so POKYA one??"--->Tika trying to start her own breed of language.

"那个 square square 的 (Na ge square square de) ....冷冷的(leng leng de)"
[That square square thing....cold cold one.]-------> Avro describing ice cube
with her brilliant chinese.

"Oh my god..Why is there so many words?
It makes my head hurts."--> RaE looking through books in a book store.

"Shit lahh i can't eek ,my pantat is bleeding"--->Gugu's complaine about life.

"pass me the chilley"-------------------->Jenny and her new australian accent

"I hate money .........but i need it" -------->Stevi's view on economy
"Haaa..but it's really me!I can prove it to you! See all my neoprints!"-->Xiu Li getting rejected by a bouncer using her own I.D
(We can't find any normal picture of Xiu.This pic isn't normal)

"My skirt is so airy that when the wind BLOWS....
it's like ....blow wind blow"--->Venny being Venny

"TIKAA,KAMU PAKE ROWK (rok= skirt in bahasa)--->winny's fail attempt in trying to speak good indo. Try experimenting indonesian language with american accent.
(I dunno how to make her look more beautiful)
Mekz love,
Tika & RaE
This is just another story about an ordinary group of friends who are couragious enough to do the things that will make their parents vomit blood.
(WARNING: if the idea of girls being retarded in public or at home scares the shit out of you ,please run as far away as possible)
The Mekz's infamous quotes includes :

"CHOKOMALI!why so POKYA one??"--->Tika trying to start her own breed of language.

"那个 square square 的 (Na ge square square de) ....冷冷的(leng leng de)"
[That square square thing....cold cold one.]-------> Avro describing ice cube
with her brilliant chinese.

"Oh my god..Why is there so many words?
It makes my head hurts."--> RaE looking through books in a book store.
"Shit lahh i can't eek ,my pantat is bleeding"--->Gugu's complaine about life.

"pass me the chilley"-------------------->Jenny and her new australian accent

"I hate money .........but i need it" -------->Stevi's view on economy
"Haaa..but it's really me!I can prove it to you! See all my neoprints!"-->Xiu Li getting rejected by a bouncer using her own I.D(We can't find any normal picture of Xiu.This pic isn't normal)

"My skirt is so airy that when the wind BLOWS....
it's like ....blow wind blow"--->Venny being Venny

"TIKAA,KAMU PAKE ROWK (rok= skirt in bahasa)--->winny's fail attempt in trying to speak good indo. Try experimenting indonesian language with american accent.
(I dunno how to make her look more beautiful)
Mekz love,
Tika & RaE
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
WELCOME!
This is what people do when they are either bored or IN THE MOOOOODDDD!!!
Okay so...my mid is kinda block.
Oh right.
This blog is basically for our gangsta gal (that's kinda gross).
This group consists of:
- Tika
- RaE (me)
- Avro
- Gugu
- SteviBo(newbie Mekz)
- Xiu
- Ven
- Winnie
- Sen-sen (Mekz in training)
- Hilda
- Meli W
- Jenny
- Melvino
- Igna
Group name??
No group name.
So it'll be The noname grp.
Rightie...I gotta rush to a cool bday partayyy now.
We'll be posting more INTERESTING stuff soon!!!
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